The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth which has been kept in the dining world for quite some time. A little, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert continues to be responsible for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for years. For a lot to much time it’s been forced upon patrons, with out being requested, after a restaurant meal. With the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is planned to safeguard innocent citizens because of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, government entities proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Keep reading to determine how SPIT promises to rid society from the unhealthy fortune cookie and replace it with the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery from the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To create this story even more shocking, SPIT has uncovered specifics of the mysterious good reputation for the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following virtually every Chinese food meal, the cookie was really…produced in America! And, in California truth be told. Take the time to soak that in…all the years you believed you were observing a Chinese tradition, you were mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal from the opinion of SPIT.
In fact there are 2 possible stories about how precisely the fortune cookie was made but no person knows the true truth. In whichever version you think, the fortune cookie was made as an act of kindness and thankfulness to be given to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from quite easy baking ingredients, one of the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and also the government, are salt and sugar. The components in a fortune cookie recipe requires:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just as evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you might often hear, sugar continues to be rumored to be related to hyperactivity in youngsters. Additionally, sugar is clearly a problem which is contributing to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be linked to higher hypertension that is linked to heart disease. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar may lead to other addictions. In fact, one theory on the Internet says that sugar might be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the Internet, therefore it ought to be true. SPIT just isn’t ready to discuss the truthfulness of this fact, but know you’ve been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Annually Are Designed2 .2 .2 .
Overall, this can be a frightening finding from the individuals SPIT! To enhance the horror, these ‘cookies’ are designed within an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies each year. In 2013, it was estimated that there were a little more than 7 billion people in the world. That means that every man, woman, and child…regardless of how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of the fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, it may seem that SPIT is otherwise engaged to spoil all the fun of eating dinner your favorite Asian restaurant. But, selecting so wrong. SPIT has proposed a great, new substitute for the unhealthy fortune cookie. From the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that would replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! You can enjoy your preferred calorie and fat-free beverage within your disposable paper cup. Hold on…externally the cup is really a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your everyday Affirmation.
You can forget lame and depressing fortunes like:
“You’re almost to the top. That means you’ve got further to fall.”
“A great way to improve your health would be to eat more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can survive the moon in the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“It is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings like:
“You’re freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone who thinks differently is extremely confused.”
“Hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and those shoes…wear did you buy them?!”
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you in turn become an astrophysicist? The globe needs your abilities.”
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes plus a better a sense well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to bring wellness to folks worldwide. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can also suppose Daily Affirmation cups could bring about what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Language Civilization Link***
Several governments happen to be on-board with the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division from the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup with this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This business continues to be making products from food-grade paperboard and food safe inks since way back when. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups in the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed from the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to be false for the reason that products would have biodegraded a long time before now. But, then again, the cups are manufactured from a division from the Scyphus Group. And, from the ancient Greek civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Would you go to a link? There could be the latest conspiracy to think about there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the entire world”
But, back to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups could be expanded to reach restaurants of all types. No more would the thought of an after-dinner quote be restricted to men and women restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…whatever, the sayings could be translated into all languages. Suppose the world united in a goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, it is possible to thank SPIT for that idea.